Advice Column!
Let's face it - life likes to speedbag your genitals. We here at Psychostick fully recognize and understand that. Our combined wisdom can help you get through anything tough and stringy. We will speilunk your problems with a pickaxe and find the treasure, kill all who knows about it, and invest it into your emotional stock.
Below is the infinite and/or tasty cursed knowledge that we launched into the faces of those brave enough to request it.
August 8th 2008, 2:40 PM
Dear Rawrb,Since all our wallets hate us so much, why don't you guys create the ultimate wallet with which it will not hate us (at least so much), ...
August 8th 2008, 2:40 PM
Dear Rawrb,Now that beer is cheaper than gas, what should I do with that? Run my car on beer? Drink gas? Buy a SEGWAY? Help me, I'm so confused!!! ...
August 8th 2008, 2:39 PM
Okay, so Rawrb...what would you do for a Klondike Bar?? HMMM? Haha! Naw, just kidding...Anyways, I was wondering if some random person came up to ...
August 8th 2008, 2:38 PM
Dear Rawrb,I just bit my tounge hard. I dunno if i should like band=aid that shit or what. help me out? Read on!
August 8th 2008, 2:37 PM
Dear RAWRB, why don't you play shows out east on Long Island at The Crazy Donkey????? Read on! August 8th 2008, 2:34 PM
August 8th 2008, 2:33 PM
Dear Rawrb,Nobody likes me...Why?????? Will you come and hang out with me please???? I'm so alone... and while you're at it, could you please pic ...
August 8th 2008, 2:32 PM
I'm like new and lost and slow at this place...so like how do i get an avatar? I feel left out and almost naked without one. Read on! August 8th 2008, 2:30 PM
Rawrb, I am recently just leaving a depression but there's this guy at work right now, a new guy, that I had to train who started telling me his life ... August 8th 2008, 2:28 PM
do you guys ever find yourself in need of advice? if so, i would help (LOLZ probablies not) (but maybe :P) Read on! August 8th 2008, 2:27 PM
So... 4 of my friends and i started a band known as Ice Of The Blooming Rat (IOTBR) but we gots no cash at all cuz were all 15 so how do we go about a ... June 21st 2008, 4:02 PM
I have always had a mad ambition to conquer the world but find myself having many roadblocks ahead of me including, lack of funds, lack of energy, lac ... June 21st 2008, 3:56 PM
hey rawrb. what ever happend to pluh.com i still go theyre everyday of my life and still no updates since the homos wrote realy gay quastions to u.... ... June 21st 2008, 3:55 PM
June 21st 2008, 3:53 PM
OK- I've been with my boyfriend for seven years, almost eight (NOT A TYPO). I've been dropping BIG HINTS as to when am I gonna be his Mrs? Any advice ... June 21st 2008, 3:51 PM
HEY Rawrb i've gots a question fhor you...my friend downloaded sum of psychostick's songs and there are 2 songs that aren't on yals cds like hokey fuc ... May 15th 2008, 9:21 PM
Yes, even though the subject clearly states "Joshy", this is indeed for you, Rawrb. In a few of Psychosticks songs you are yelling at Joshy, telling h ... May 15th 2008, 9:18 PM
I've been looking for a gift for my byfriend and I can't figure out what to get him. May 31 well be our one year and yet I don't know what to get him. ... May 15th 2008, 9:17 PM
What do you get for a person who loves psychostick, primus, and Dr.Pepper? Read on! May 15th 2008, 9:12 PM
I put Rawrb, but this is really to all of you. I don't like where I work. When people come and talk to me, I just want to punch them in the face. So m ... May 2nd 2008, 4:48 PM
Rawrrrb!!! Et al!!! For some time I've had a question for you burning in my mind... like flaming habaneros!! So, if you were stranded on a island for ... April 18th 2008, 2:56 AM
I stare at wavy lines and other peaks and dips all day and after a while it starts to make me go crazy. I have tried things like chopping up gnomes wi ... April 15th 2008, 12:15 AM
(this is really directed at all of you)So....why aren't you on tour with your favorite Vagtastic Four?!?!
By the way, where do babies come from? Read on!
April 15th 2008, 12:11 AM
How can I get an awesome pointy hat like Rawrb wears? I would wear it to work and it would be awesome because people could see how awesome I am in my ... April 13th 2008, 8:05 PM
Ok.. SO I dont really know how to start this of...Rawrb, I would like to inform you that my mother is pregnant. The last time she would of "done t ...
April 13th 2008, 3:33 PM
Dear Rawrb! I was wondering, how would someone with no musical talent get chicks? Read on! April 9th 2008, 2:02 AM
Dear Rawrb,Why do the tacos call out to me? ARGH! I'm just so confused. It's as if Zombies took taco form and begun to attack my brains. Taco zomb ...
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