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Vaginas

To: Rawrb
From: Saved by Ruin
Sent on: April 14th 2008, 9:26 PM
Subject: Vaginas
(this is really directed at all of you) So....why aren't you on tour with your favorite Vagtastic Four?!?! By the way, where do babies come from?

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Rawrb's Response:

Why AREN'T we on tour with our favorite Vagtastic Four? Isn't that the REAL question? Wait, isn't that the question you already asked? Isn't it obvious why we're not on tour with our favorite Vaggy, powered by Four? Wouldn't it be due to the fact that Saved by Ruin didn't buy us enough beer in Colorado Springs?

Don't babies come from cosmic cannons in outer space, shooting them henceforth into the vaginas of any and all females out there? Wouldn't it be great knowing that to stop pregnancy altogether is to erect a giant barrier around our planet and get sexified 24/7? No? Didn't I think so?

Comments!

thats awsome i never knew that!!!!
April 29th 2008, 9:08 AM (#1)
ima gonna be a jerk, thats not what myspace is for, you cant ban me here and all that bad stuff, Boo!
September 5th 2008, 7:59 PM (#2)

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