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yo hat

To: Rawrb
From: jakers
Sent on: June 14th 2008, 2:29 PM
Subject: yo hat
Do you satisfy chix with it? and do all chix like tacos and beer?

The Curse!

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Caps lock on, and no punctuation. Period.

Rawrb's Response:

MY HAT IS NOT A SEX TOY UNFORTUNATELY FOR ME AND CHICKS BECAUSE JUST IMAGINE HOW MANY CHICKS I COULD SATISFY AT ONCE LIKE 50 OR SOMETHING PERHAPS SOMEDAY ITLL BE THE RAWRBHAREM BUT FOR NOW I WILL SATISFY THEM BY ROCKING THEIR FACES OFF ON TOUR HURRYAR AS FOR CHICKS LIKING TACOS AND BEER THEY FUCKING BETTER OR I WILL MURDER THEIR SOUL WITH A SPATULA

Comments!

{|} djpsykotiko absolves:
That would be a good thing to market. You could call it an "Asshat" because it helps you get lots of sexy (feminine) ass!
June 25th 2008, 2:32 AM (#1)
WTF? IAreTesticlees excretes:
WTF?
September 5th 2008, 7:32 PM (#2)
How YOU doin'? idontknow pizzas:
wow dude that sounds like fun
September 9th 2008, 6:19 PM (#3)

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