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Iron Man

Ahhh, comic book movies. They're making more comic books into them thar crazy movies these days. Funny thing is there's a 70/30 good/bad factor in them. Good comic book movies include:

• X-men (all 3)
• Spiderman (all 3)
• Batman Begins
• Superman Returns

Bad ones?

• Fantasic Four (both)
• Hellboy
• Spawn
• Daredevil

Yeah. So what does Iron Man fall under? Looks like you HAVE TO KEEP READING!

pB Man!

Tony Stark is a genious. Tony Stark is a weapons genious. Tony Stark makes money selling weapons. Tony Stark gets laid a lot. Tony Stark has a huge house. Tony Stark has awesome cars. Tony Stark is in need of a life lesson.

Cue that fucking Ozzy Song!

Thus Tony Stark gets captured and learns a LIFE LESSON! Enter Iron Man, 0.5 BETA!

Casting the Cast in Castington

You know how Hugh Jackman is an uncanny Wolverine? Well Robert Downey Jr is an uncanny Tony Stark. He almost looks exactly like Stark in the comics, right down to that funky goatee thing he has. Not only does he look like Starky (CHRONO CROSS REFERENCDE LOLS), his performance is extremely entertaining. In fact the dialogue is so well written you're even completely hooked in between explosions and fight scenes.

That's not so bad, eh?

What happens if you don't moisturize!

And who would have thought that Jeff Bridges could play a (SLIGHT SPOILER WARNING) bad guy? Yep, he did. And he did fairly well. From "The Dude" to "power hungry nice guy", Bridges comes out of nowhere and tackles you with OMG and possibly, ICBI.

Only performance that was a bit lacking was Gwenthelith Palmthrow. Geez she has a weird name. Anyway, Gwennie seems a bit bland and was my least favorite part of the movie, but luckily that made up for explosions and IRAWRN MAN!

Do you feel... STARK... TERROR?

Good comic book movies aren't so uncommon nowadays, and GREAT ones will pop up out of nowhere. Iron Man was pure entertaining badassery, and even if your girlfriend hates everything, take her to see this movie. She'll put out if you use some bad puns such as, "It's not at all a STARK for you to want my IRON MAN."

Enjoy or be crushed!

This was a difficult pose for the cast.

Firmest handshake ever.

Worlds most dangerous pez dispenser.

The newest generation of legos.

He uses Right Guard!

We're supporting actors!

Homies!

"C'mon man, just chill out... man!"

A fairly nice car.

Gambling makes him feel heroic!

Random hottie Stark pokes.

Hope he's not goin' commando. That would chaffe.

He needs a coat of paint.

Iron Armor + 3!

Goddamn Window's Vista.

The extreme version of athlete's foot.

She asked me to pick up the kids, but this is ridiculous.

*cue boss music*

The ground had it coming.

Dramatic hero pose!

He gets his iron from Cheerios!

Comments!

CunnyFunt vocalizes:

I gotta see this then. I disagree with your Spawn hating though. I loved that movie even if it was kinda cheesy. Still, its no where near as cheesy as "The Shadow".

May 6th 2008, 7:08 PM (#1)

harleysperson yammers:

Hmm... Robert Downey Jr. looks yummy ;) I might go see it. ::drooling::

May 20th 2008, 7:56 PM (#2)

ashley_dawn discharges:

Iron Man had to be one of the best comic movies out so far.. aside from The Dark knight.

August 1st 2008, 8:08 PM (#3)

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