Joy to the world while you're decking all the halls Ya better watch out or we'll kick you in the balls Here we come a-wassailing Feliz Navidad Grandma got ran over by a reindeer fa-la-la Fa-la-la! Crush your balls with a sleigh Jingle bells in your face Jingle bell metal Fucking shit up with a double bass pedal Ring-a-ling hear them ring, jolly and brutal escape from this very merry medley is futile Dashing through the snow in a winter wonderland The little drummer boy never really had a band Come all ye faithful in a manger heard on high Do you hear what I hear, silver bells, rum-pum-pum Rum-pum-pum!
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