I'm chillin' here at the Jiffy Lube in the waiting room When I see you Why did you sit down so far away I close the gap and say, Something great. "Hey." Did you fall from heaven Cuz I'd rate you as a seven Maybe 8 depending on the time of day Windspeed, and humidi-tay Thanks for not spraying with me mace And/or punching me in the face Why don't we go back to my place I got a really nice penis Let's do the sex - Sexually All of the sex - From A to Z I'd like to sex - Pelvically Let's do the sex (sexually sexy sex) Let's do the sex. All of us At work, in a conference room We're all listening to you Giving a power point presentation on the dangers and legal implications of sexual harassment in the work place. I raise my hand to ask How can we propagate While I legally invade Your personal space (respectfully) Hey now, speaking of space, why don't you come back to my place We'll have an agreed upon signed and notarized make-out session and/or licensed intercourse I just wanna feel A totally responsible thrill All through the night until it's light Unless you're working in the morning Protective contraception By our mutual discresion Reaching maximum climax simultaneously Let's do the sex - Mutually All of the sex - Consensually Agree to sex - Legal-la-ly Let's do the sex Let's do the sex - Regularly All of the sex - Unequivocally Practice safe sex - Contraceptively Engage in sex - Intercoursil-il-ly Begin the sex - I'm excited that it's more than a kiss We're doin' sex - I can't believe that we agreed to this Still doin' sex - It's coitusly colossally great Sex sex sex - My preferred way to end a date Ugh. Yeah. It seems that we just did the sex - Sexually We did the sex - Enjoyably I liked the sex - Definitely We did the sex (sexual sexy sex) Let's do more sex! Weiners, ‘giners, and butts and mouths
This song was originally cut from Revenge of the Vengeance! WHAT?!
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