Ho ho HO! Opening presents on the floor Christmas time is drawing near Let’s all spread some cheer Grab your wallet time to spend Most wonderful time of year Hiding presents in your closet Hoping that they won't find out Seasons greetings obligations Manufactured lies from the greeting card Falalalalalalala... yule! Everybody's dropping money on the people they don't like Tis the season to be adding to the bottom line Eating way too many cookies Pouring eggnog in your mouth Analyzing weights of presents Shaking boxes Decorate your house with lights and bells that "Jingle!" Mind control through Christmas Carols Feel compelled to buy as we sing along Parrrumm pum pum pum pum.... yule! Everywhere you go, Christmas songs are playing all the time Never ending marathon of "It's a Wonderful Life" Everybody's going caroling, ya better run and hide Awkwardly they harmonize I contemplate suicide Buy stuff! It's Christmas time! And we all live in a consumer nation Black Friday! Door-buster sale! Murdering for savings! Murdering for savings! Murdering for savings! Trampling people at the door. Who did I even buy this for? Smash some heads against the floor, these bargains will start a war! These bargains will start a war! These bargains started a war! Why don't you visit family more? Buy off your guilt just like before. Buy more till everybody's poor! Why don't we spend some more? How bout we spend some more?
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