Zombie Claus (2025 Remaster)

It's tradition, cheer, and festivities.

Jolly I am the one, it’s time for Christmas fun 
Flying through the trees, sleigh bells jingling
Sack all full of toys, bringing Christmas joy
To every boy and girl, all over the world

Spread season’s greetings
And slide down the chimneys
And give all the gifts cause I’m
Santa Claus!

Sit on my lap
And tell me what you want
Then I’ll add it to my list cause I’m
Santa Claus!

Maker of the list, gonna check it twice
Gonna find out if you're naughty or nice
Sleigh up in the sky as the reindeer fly
can you hear the hooves landing on your roof

Got a round belly
a bowl full of jelly
I eat all them cookies I'm
Santa Claus

Raise such a clatter
You'll see what's the matter
I fill up your stocking I'm
Santa Claus

(Here comes Santa, here comes Santa)
Have you been a good girl this year?
(Hear those sleigh bells jingle jangle)
Have you been a bad boy this year?

Let them sugar plums dance inside your head
I may watch you sleep as you lay in bed
Elves make all my toys, they can never die
Work 'em to the bone, whip 'em if they cry

Don't you dare pout and
You better watch out since
I'm coming to your town cuz I'm Santa Claus
North pole dictator
with elves for slave labor
and eight flying reindeer I'm SANTA CLAUS

(Sees you sleepin', sees you awake)
Have you been a bad girl this year?
(Better be good, for goodness sake)
Have you been a good boy this year?

Spread season’s greetings
And slide down the chimneys
And give all the gifts cause I'm
Santa Claus!

Sit on my lap
and tell me what you want
Then I'll add it to my list cause I’m Santa Claus

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A product of boredom and Monty Python.