I know I promised I’d write you a love song but instead I just wrote you a drunk song Because love is pathetic but seventy proof is no less than poetic You look your best when my vision is blurry that’s not what I meant I can’t keep from slurring Because love is emetic but not if you bought me a shot and I hit it Drink ‘till you’re crazy Dance ‘till your sick You can pour out another Give in to the stick Drink ‘till you’re crazy And dance ‘till your sick Acknowledge the dumb Give in to the stick I can’t see now I have to pee and I can’t count to three but I can count to JAMESON Chug Chug Chug Chug my Jameson Whoo! Drink ‘till you’re crazy And dance ‘till your sick You can take off your bra Give it to the stick Drink ‘till you’re crazy And dance ‘till your sick Acknowledge the dumb Give in to the stick Give in to the stick Pour a round for the stick Please buy merch from the stick We are Psychostick You all have a nice night Please all get home safe And something else funny ahhh uhhh ahh uuhh Jameson
Matty J Moose on mandolin, bass, and accordion!
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