Music

According to Wikipedia, "Psychostick is a... band?" Well, we GUESS it's true since the internet said so.

"IV: Revenge of the Vengeance"

"In a world where danger is EVERYWHERE... where the only currency is FEAR."

"IV: Revenge of the Vengeance" contains 21 tracks of pure face-throbbing, hump-inducing METAL EXPLOSION COMEDY!

  1. Revenge of the Vengeance
  2. Obey the Beard (text lyrics)
  3. President Rhino (text lyrics, lyric video)
  4. H-Flat
  5. So. Heavy. (text lyrics, lyric video)
  6. Dogs Like Socks (text lyrics, lyric video)
  7. Super Legit OFFICIAL Teaser #2 Explode
  8. Quack Kills (text lyrics, lyric video)
  9. Blue Screen (text lyrics)
  10. NSFW (text lyrics, lyric video)
  11. Danger Zone (text lyrics)
  12. New to the Neighborhood
  13. Loathe Thy Neighbor (text lyrics)
  14. AWESOME! (text lyrics)
  15. Choking Hazard (text lyrics)
  16. Fight to the Death (text lyrics)
  17. Bruce Campbell (text lyrics, lyric video, Bruce's response)
  18. Trick or Treat
  19. Dimensional Time Portal
  20. The Power of Metal Compels You (text lyrics)
  21. Outtakes IV: The Outtakening

Reviews: Melodic.net (4.5/5), Absolute Underground ("This album is a winner in my book."), Hellbound.ca ("Awesome!"), Heavymetal.about.com (Ken Kopija's most underrated album of 2014), Rock Revolt Magazine, (4/5 Skull thingies)

Album Credits

Produced by Joshua "The J" Key, Patrick Murphy and Psychostick
Mixed and Engineered by Joshua "The J" Key
Artwork by Aljon Comahig
Layout by Robert "Rawrb" Kersey, Patrick Murphy
Exclusive License to Rock Ridge Music LLC

Nov 4th, 2014

"Space Vampires VS Zombie Dinosaurs in 3D"

This stupid conglomeration of craziness is our latest attempt to not suck, but that's entirely up to you. With songs like, "Because Boobs," and, "Hate Times 8," there's no telling how famous we'll get. Probably not very, heh.

  1. Premature Intoxication
  2. Welcome to the Show (text lyrics, lyric video)
  3. Sadface :( (text lyrics, lyric video)
  4. Because Boobs (text lyrics, lyric video)
  5. Intervention for a Good Mood
  6. Hate Times 8 (text lyrics, lyric video)
  7. It's Just a Movie, Stupid (text lyrics, lyric video)
  8. Political Bum (text lyrics, lyric video)
  9. That Guy
  10. Six Pounds of Terror
  11. Methane Crescendo (text lyrics, lyric video)
  12. My Clingy Girlfriend (text lyrics, lyric video)
  13. The Root of All Evil (text lyrics, lyric video)
  14. Numbers (I Can Only Count to Four) (text lyrics, lyric video)
  15. Duh, of Course We Did Outtakes!

Reviews: Front Row Report (8/10), Social Nutwork (8/10), Everything But Urban (4/5), Ultimate Guitar (8/10), Kill Hipsters, (40/50)

Album Credits

Produced by Joshua "The J" Key and Psychostick
Mixed and Engineered by Joshua "The J" Key
Artwork by Michelle "Souzou" Sladek
Layout by Robert "Rawrb" Kersey
Drums tracked by Adam Lichtenauer at Studio City
Exclusive License to Rock Ridge Music LLC

Aug 16th, 2011

"The Digital Appetizer"

A nice little follow up to "Sandwich," this digital only EP entitled "The Digital Appetizer" was written and recorded late 2009 and early 2010.

  1. Cockblock (text lyrics, lyric video)
  2. Tuff Luv (text lyrics, lyric video)
  3. iSong (text lyrics, lyric video)

Album Credits

Produced by Psychostick
Mixed and Engineered by Joshua "The J" Key
Artwork by Robert "Rawrb" Kersey
Exclusive License to Rock Ridge Music LLC

Jul 26th, 2010

"Sandwich"

Released on May 5th, 2009, "Sandwich" is Psychostick's sophomore album that "injects your ears with delicious metal." Once this record hit the shelves, radio stations begun to play "This is Not a Song, it's a Sandwich!" followd up by "Girl Directions."

Sandwich received moderate success with Psychostick fans loving it and critics vomiting all over it.

  1. Metal?
  2. Caffeine (text lyrics, lyric video)
  3. Shower (text lyrics, lyric video)
  4. A Lesson in Modesty
  5. P is the Best Letter (text lyrics, lyric video)
  6. Minimum Rage (text lyrics, lyric video)
  7. Don't Eat My Food (text lyrics, lyric video)
  8. The Hunger Within (text lyrics, lyric video)
  9. Grocery Escape Plan (text lyrics, lyric video)
  10. Too Many Food
  11. This is not a Song, it's a Sandwich (text lyrics, lyric video)
  12. Girl Directions (text lyrics, lyric video)
  13. Orange (text lyrics, lyric video)
  14. Beer, Part 2
  15. Do you want a Taco? (text lyrics, lyric video)
  16. An Attempt at Something Serious
  17. # 1 Radio $ingle (text lyrics, lyric video)
  18. Vah-jay-jay (text lyrics, lyric video)
  19. Die... a LOT! (text lyrics, lyric video)
  20. You've Got Mail Enhancement (text lyrics, lyric video)
  21. Passive Vengeance (text lyrics, lyric video)
  22. 373 Thank Yous (text lyrics)
  23. Outtakes
  24. We Ran Out of CD Space (lyrics, lyric video)

Album Credits

Produced by Psychostick
Mixed and Engineered by Joshua "The J" Key
Artwork by Robert "Rawrb" Kersey
Recorded at Toxic Recording
Exclusive License to Rock Ridge Music LLC, Distributed by Alternative Distribution Alliance

May 5th, 2009

"The Flesh Eating Rollerskate Holiday Joyride"

A Psychostick concept in the works for a few years, "The Flesh Eating Rollerskate Holiday Joyride" was released in 2007 as a "Cynical Jab to the Overly Commercialized Holiday Season." As a short follow up to "We Couldn't Think of a Title," Psychostick's plan was to push this as a Holiday EP, thus making it a seasonal record, and they succeeded.

A special vinyl limited edition was released in 2009.

  1. Doom to the World
  2. Holiday Hate (text lyrics, lyric video)
  3. Jolly Old Sadist (text lyrics, lyric video)
  4. hXc VS \m/
  5. Jingle Bell Metal (text lyrics, lyric video)
  6. Silent Night
  7. Red Snow (text lyrics, lyric video)
  8. Happy Fucking New Year (text lyrics, lyric video)

Album Credits

Produced by Psychostick
Mixed and Engineered by Joshua "The J" Key
Artwork by Robert "Rawrb" Kersey, Anime X-mas Zombie Artwork by Kat "Teh Darkness Kitten" Fetteroll
Recorded at Toxic Recording
Exclusive License to Rock Ridge Music LLC, Distributed by Alternative Distribution Alliance

Sept 5th, 2007

"We Couldn't Think of a Title"

Psychostick's first ever full length record! Originally released in 2003, "We Couldn't Think of a Title" received local critical acclaim and "BEER!" was eventually picked up by satellite radio followed up by playing "Jagermeister Love Song," "Two Ton Paperweight," and "ABCDEath." Soon other radio stations started picking it up and Psychostick decided to find a way to distribute it to stores and take things on the road.

"We Couldn't Think of a Title" was then rereleased in 2006 through Rock Ridge Music with two bonus tracks, ABCDEath and Jagermeister Love Song.

  1. Indecision
  2. Scrotal Torment (text lyrics, lyric video)
  3. Death Burger!
  4. Two Ton Paperweight (text lyrics, lyric video)
  5. No Pun Indended (text lyrics, lyric video)
  6. Why, oh Why? (text lyrics, lyric video)
  7. Pluh (text lyrics, lyric video)
  8. BEER!!! (text lyrics, lyric video)
  9. Prozak Milkshake (text lyrics, lyric video)
  10. Throwin' Down (text lyrics, lyric video)
  11. I HATE Doing Laundry (text lyrics, lyric video)
  12. Return of the Death Burger
  13. Largiloquent Dithyramb (text lyrics, lyric video)
  14. Lizard Sphere X
  15. Orgasm = Love (text lyrics, lyric video)
  16. Good Morning (text lyrics, lyric video)
  17. In a Band to Get Chicks (text lyrics, lyric video)
  18. Fake My Own Death and Go Platinum (+ Hidden Track) (text lyrics, lyric video)
  19. ABCDEath
  20. The Jagermeister Love Song (text lyrics, lyric video)

Album Credits

Written and performed by Psychostick.
Recorded at , Headpop Studios, Joshy Apartment Studios, Robby's Crappy Yet Effective Vocal Booth.
Produced by Joshua Key and Psychostick
Mixed and Engineered by Joshua Key
Artwork by Robert "Rawrb" Kersey
Licensed to Rock Ridge Music, Distributed through Alternative Distribution Alliance

Aug 1st, 2006

We secrete awesomesauce.