Happy New Thing! Read this interview.

It's been 2020 years since a thing happened where we started saying stuff like:

while (subjectiveObservationOfTimeExistsBasedOnReligiousDietyThing) {
     currentYear++;
     yearsUntilSunExplode--; 
}

So Happy New Year thing!

Also, Alex typed a bunch of words at someone here. He also wrote a book! You should probably get that if you like book things. And you should. Unless you're one of them "cool guys/gals/tentacle" types, but you're not, because you're reading this.

Carry on, nerdTurds! Oops, camelCase is in my brain.