Music Madness!
All seven $%&#in' Psychostick albums at a discount!
Physical: $59.99
Digital: $39.99
According to Wikipedia, "Psychostick is a... band?" Well, we GUESS it's true since the internet said so.
Toxic Crusaders Video Game OST
That's right! We here at Psychostick composed a video game soundtrack for Toxic Crusaders!
Game available 2026, date TBA!
Please wishlist that bad boy on Steam!
Just look at this tracklist. LOOK AT IT.
Composed by Joshua Key and Psychostick with creative contributions from Sam Beddoes of FreakZone Games.
Dec 4th 2025
The Flesh Eating Rollerskate Rides Again
Back in 2007, we released "The Flesh Eating Rollerskate Holiday Joyride," and when we wrote these anti-holiday songs we had to sort of rush them to the label to get 'em out on time. We decided at some point that we'd like to take another swing at mixing them to give 'em the love they deserve.
That time has arrived!
Included are fully remixed and re-engineered versions of the songs from the original, plus all the holiday-themed parodies like "N.O.E.L." and "Zombie Claus," as well as two brand new stinkers, "Aet" and "Everybody Christmas."
Holiday fun for at least half of your family, especially the uptight bitchy ones.
"71/10! I'd give up my whole career for Psychostick!" - Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson
"This brings all the milkshakes to MY yard, idiot." - Former President Barak Obama
"Fuck yeah." - Pope Leo XIV
Produced by Psychostick and Joshua Key
Engineered and mastered by Joshua Key
Artwork by Olinokus Art, Robert Kersey, and Matt Kuchta.
... and stuff
Welcome to Psychostick ... and stuff! This is a collection of b-sides and rarities that we've dug up from old hard drives, floppy disks, stone etchings, etc.
Produced by Joshua Key and Psychostick
Mastered by Collin Jordan at Boiler Room Mastering
Artwork by Patrick R. Murphy and Robert Kersey
“Ghostbuster!” Awesome Guest Drums by Jason Hallack with Concept Contributions by Jake McReynolds & Jimmy Grant
“Ghostbusters,” © 1984 Twenty Fifteen Boulevard (ASCAP); “Like A Virgin,” © 1984 Sony/ATV / Sugar Free Media (ASCAP / BMI / GMR); “Ray Of Light,” © 1988 Almo Music / Mauve Music / WC Music / Webo Girl (ASCAP / PRS); “Holiday,” © 1983 Spirit One (BMI); “Like A Prayer,” © 1989 Bleu Disque / Johnny Yuma / Orangejello / WC Music / Webo Girl (ASCAP / BMI); “Music,” © 2000 1000 Lights / Webo Girl (ASCAP / BMI / SACEM); “Express Yourself,” © 1989 Bleu Disque / Universal Polygram International / WC Music / Webo Girl (ASCAP); “Vogue,” © 1990 Bleu Disque / Lexor Music / WC Music / Webo Girl (ASCAP); “Material Girl,” © 1984 Sony/ATV (BMI); “Papa Don't Preach,” © 1986 Reservoir Music (ASCAP); “Don't Cry For Me Argentina,” © 1976 Universal Music (ASCAP); “Bill Nye,” © 1993 Walt Disney Music (ASCAP); “Reading Rainbow,” © 1983 SCH Music (ASCAP); “Star Trek: The Next Generation,” © 1987 Bruin Music / Sony/ATV (BMI); “Galaxy Song,” © 1983, EMI Virgin Songs / KGB Music (BMI / PRS); “Magic Man,” © 1975, Sony/ATV Songs (ASCAP / BMI); “Angry Video Game Nerd,” © 2006, James Rolfe & Kyle Justin; “Loco,” © 1997 Rode Ster (ASCAP)
Do
"We... are... a band... that DO... music?"
Whelp, we finally did it. We released one of the stupidest albums ever conceived by man OR apes! Psychostick's fifth full-length LP is here and it's filled with songs about being lazy, irresponsible jerks. Basically an autobiographical album.
Produced by Joshua Key and Psychostick
Mastered by Collin Jordan at Boiler Room Mastering
Artwork by Kai Ng, Aljon Inertia Comahig, Robert Kersey and Patrick Murphy
IV: Revenge of the Vengeance
"In a world where danger is EVERYWHERE... where the only currency is FEAR."
"IV: Revenge of the Vengeance" contains 21 tracks of pure face-throbbing, hump-inducing METAL EXPLOSION COMEDY!
Front Row Report (8/10), Social Nutwork (8/10), Everything But Urban (4/5), Ultimate Guitar (8/10), Kill Hipsters, (40/50)
Produced by Joshua "The J" Key and Psychostick
Mixed and Engineered by Joshua "The J" Key
Artwork by Michelle "Souzou" Sladek
Layout by Robert "Rawrb" Kersey
Drums tracked by Adam Lichtenauer at Studio City
Exclusive License to Rock Ridge Music LLC
Space Vampires VS Zombie Dinosaurs in 3D
This stupid conglomeration of craziness is our latest attempt to not suck, but that's entirely up to you. With songs like, "Because Boobs," and, "Hate Times 8," there's no telling how famous we'll get. Probably not very, heh.
Front Row Report (8/10), Social Nutwork (8/10), Everything But Urban (4/5), Ultimate Guitar (8/10), Kill Hipsters, (40/50)
Produced by Joshua "The J" Key and Psychostick
Mixed and Engineered by Joshua "The J" Key
Artwork by Michelle "Souzou" Sladek
Layout by Robert "Rawrb" Kersey
Drums tracked by Adam Lichtenauer at Studio City
The Digital Appetizer
A nice little follow up to "Sandwich," this digital only EP entitled "The Digital Appetizer" was written and recorded late 2009 and early 2010.
Produced by Psychostick
Mixed and Engineered by Joshua "The J" Key
Artwork by Robert "Rawrb" Kersey
Sandwich
Released on May 5th, 2009, "Sandwich" is Psychostick's sophomore album that "injects your ears with delicious metal." Once this record hit the shelves, radio stations begun to play "This is Not a Song, it's a Sandwich!" followd up by "Girl Directions."
Sandwich received moderate success with Psychostick fans loving it and critics vomiting all over it.
Produced by Psychostick
Mixed and Engineered by Joshua "The J" Key
Artwork by Robert "Rawrb" Kersey
Recorded at Toxic Recording
Exclusive License to Rock Ridge Music LLC, Distributed by Alternative Distribution Alliance
The Flesh Eating Rollerskate Holiday Joyride
A Psychostick concept in the works for a few years, "The Flesh Eating Rollerskate Holiday Joyride" was released in 2007 as a "Cynical Jab to the Overly Commercialized Holiday Season." As a short follow up to "We Couldn't Think of a Title," Psychostick's plan was to push this as a Holiday EP, thus making it a seasonal record, and they succeeded.
A special vinyl limited edition was released in 2009.
Produced by Psychostick
Mixed and Engineered by Joshua "The J" Key
Artwork by Robert "Rawrb" Kersey, Anime X-mas Zombie Artwork by Kat "Teh Darkness Kitten" Fetteroll
Recorded at Toxic Recording
Exclusive License to Rock Ridge Music LLC, Distributed by Alternative Distribution Alliance
We Couldn't Think of a Title
Psychostick's first ever full length record! Originally released in 2003, "We Couldn't Think of a Title" received local critical acclaim and "BEER!" was eventually picked up by satellite radio followed up by playing "Jagermeister Love Song," "Two Ton Paperweight," and "ABCDEath." Soon other radio stations started picking it up and Psychostick decided to find a way to distribute it to stores and take things on the road.
"We Couldn't Think of a Title" was then rereleased in 2006 through Rock Ridge Music with two bonus tracks, ABCDEath and Jagermeister Love Song.
Written and performed by Psychostick.
Recorded at , Headpop Studios, Joshy Apartment Studios, Robby's Crappy Yet Effective Vocal Booth.
Produced by Joshua Key and Psychostick
Mixed and Engineered by Joshua Key
Artwork by Robert "Rawrb" Kersey
Licensed to Rock Ridge Music, Distributed through Alternative Distribution Alliance